i’m crying over dog videos and it’s not even 2 in the morning yet gosh i love dogs so much

2 fab 4 u tbh

part 3 of hannibal x horse_ebooks

my mom agrees that matt berninger’s voice is like rolling around in butter and velvet and silk and we have never agreed on something more

so writing about abortion for my first column would not fare well in this place and i’d be castrated and nobody would read my columns later on so i’m ditching that

do you think writing about how hard is obtaining a job as a high school student would be good? b/c i’ve got statistics and all that jazz uwu

nothing more disappointing than making tea then discovering it was decaffeinated after you finish it

sighs

infinitely 

that was a funny post c’mon

When I get a job and my male coworkers say “what’s up” I’ll reply with “the glass ceiling”

Then laugh and steal their souls and skate away and transform into the sunglasses emoji 😎

Why has nobody made a “This Girl is on Fire” joke for last week’s episode, though

Or “Disco Inferno”
Or “Burning Down the House”
Or “Light My Fire”

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons