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Sammy.

All I care about is coffee, lipstick, cute boys n girls, sriracha, politics, and emotionally scarred characters.

all i blog nowadays is hannibal, attack on titan, or neon genesis evangelion related oops

Title: Kindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey
Plays: 213247

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

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