CLMR

sammy; likes feminism, lipstick; hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns.

most of the time i'm totally into radiohead but right now it's all about hannibal and i'm sorry.
Title: Kindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey
Plays: 134711

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

Jun 19th · 31210 · © · tagged: jesu hcvris
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